marketing .what's marketing?

>1.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

>>You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

>>That's Direct Marketing

>>2.You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous

>>girl.

>>One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,

>>"He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.

>>3.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

>>You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you

>>call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

>>That's Telemarketing.

>>4.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

>>You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her

>>a drink.

>>You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,

>>offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will

>>you marry me?"

>>That's Public Relations.

>>5.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

>>She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."

>>That's Brand Recognition.

>>6.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

>>You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"

>>She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

>>That's Customer Feedback


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